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DUMIPENSA ang Malacañang kaugnay sa pambabatikos ng ilang grupo ng kababaihan laban kay Pangulong Rodrigo Duterte.

Ayon kay Presidential Spokesman Salvador Panelo, nawala na ang kakayahan ng Gabriela Women’s Party na alamin ang kaibahan ng katotohanan mula sa pambabatikos ng pangulo sa ilang pari.

“It is unfortunate that in its zeal to promote its advocacy on the protection of women’s rights as well as in its obsession to put the President in a bad light, the women’s rights group has lost the ability of discerning a reality from a rebuke on the hypocrisy of the priests who molested him and his classmates when they were high school students,” ani Panelo.

Katuwiran ni Panelo, gumawa lamang ng nakatatawang kuwento ang pangulo upang batikusin ang mga pari na nangmolestiya sa kanya at sa mga kaeskuwela nito noong high school.

“In his inimitable allegorical style of of dramatising the sexual abuse the President suffered when he was a minor, he has made up a laughable anecdote to dramatize the fact of sexual abuse that was inflicted on him and his fellow students when they were in high school,” ani Panelo.

“He purposely added and spliced the story with vulgarity to characterize the behavior of the priest who insisted to hear more sins during their confessions when there were none,” sabi ni Panelo.

Sinabi pa ng kalihim na ang kinaiinisan na pari ni P-Duterte na si Fr. Mark Falvey ay nagbayad noon ng $16-million settlement upang malusutan ang mga reklamong sexual abuse laban sa kanya.

Naniniwala si Panelo na ang nakatatawang kuwento ng Punong Ehekutibo na naging political signature nito at patok sa masa ay isang epektibong paraan upang ipalaganap ang kanyang mensaheng politikal at social dogmas sa buong bansa.

“The president will not discard his shocking and amusing out of the box utterances that have been his political signature, which has endeared him to the masses, and which he finds effective in transmitting to the nation his political and social dogmas,” dagdag pa ng kalihim.

Una nang inihayag ng Gabriela Women’s Party na walang kakayahan ang pangulo na pamunuan ang bansa dahil sa pag-amin na hinipuan nito ang isang kasambahay noong kapanahunan niya bilang high school student.

Ikinumpisal ng pangulo sa isang pari ang kanyang nagawang pagpasok sa kuwarto ng natutulog na kasambahay para ito ay hipuan noong kabataan niya.