Digong nangumpisal | MAID MINOLESTIYA KO

MULING sinariwa ni Pangulong Rodrigo Duterte ang kanyang pagkumpisal sa isang pari kaugnay sa kanyang ginawa sa isang kasambahay noon at nang hinipuan umano siya ng isang prelate.

Sa kanyang talumpati sa Kidapawan City, inamin niya na pinasok niya sa kuwarto ang isang kasam­bahay habang natutulog at kanyang ikinumpisal ito sa isang pari ngunit, siya’y hinawakan.

“Kami, lahat sa Ateneo. Sinong grumaduate ng Ate­neo? ‘Di ba Friday, Friday mass ‘yan tapos commu­nion. Kaya magkumpisal ka. Tanungin kayo, “What are your sins, my son?” Eh, first year ka. Eh alam mo na kung anong kasalanan ng first year,” ani Duterte.

“Ganunman ‘yan. Kayo, ayaw lang ninyong ma — hindi niyo masabi dito. Ako wala man akong — media? Totoo man. It’s true. La­hat man ng mga bata dumaan ng…,” sabi ng pangulo.

“Habang nagkukum­pisal ka, hinaha­wa­kan naman — hinahawa­kan ka naman. Eh, ang bata…,” dugtong pa ni Duterte.

“Kaya ‘yung abuses sa… dahan-dahan lang kayo. Ang Katoliko has a very thing — a very thing. She has to correct itself before it can… ‘Pag hindi kalaban nila talaga nila ako… And I will continue to attack them,” ayon sa punong ehekutibo.

Samantala, ayon sa pangulo, ganito ang naging pag-uusap nila ng pari na kanyang pinagkumpisalan.

Digong: I, I…

Pari: Come on.

Digong: I, I…

Pari: I, I is not a sin. We do not have the whole day. Speak up.

Digong: I went to the…

Pari: What?

Digong: I went to the room of the maid.

Pari: Why?

Digong: I lifted the blanket.

Pari: And?

Digong: I tried to touch what was inside the panty.

Pari: And?

Digong: I was touching. She woke up. So, I left the room.

Pari: Where did you go after?

Digong: To the bath­room.

Pari: Why?

Digong: Kuwan, Father ‘yung the usual.

Pari: What is the usual?

Digong: Alam mo…

Pari: Okay. So, you went back? And?

Digong: I tried to insert my finger, Father.

Pari: Then?

Digong:I — there was hair and…

Pari: And?

Digong: It was wet.

Pari: And? Did she wake up?

Digong: No, Father. She was closing her eyes. Fast asleep.

Pari: And?

Digong: I went to the bathroom again, Father.

Pari: Again?

Digong: Yes, Father. Twice.

Pari: Oh my, God. Say five Our Father’s, five Hail Mary’s because you will go to hell.