Babu na sa pagka-mayor… FINAL ANSWER: HERBERT, MAY IBANG TATAKBUHAN

Mercy Lejarde / SHOWBIZ TALKIES

SUMUSUMPA ang isang spy who loves yours truly na madalas mapasyal sa QC Hall na hinding-hindi na raw tatakbo this coming 2019 elections ang kasalukuyang QC mayor na si Herbert Bautista.

“Oo. Hindi na siya tatakbo sa anumang posisyon. Mag­papahinga raw muna sa politics ang loloh mo. Totoo ‘yan, wala siyang ibang tatakbuhan,” pagdidiin pa ng spy.

Weeehhh, balita namin, meron siyang tatakbuhan, ‘noh? At ‘yun ay walang iba kundi si Kris Aquino raw. Hindi lang malinaw kung tatakbuhan niya for a romance again and again or tatakbuhan na niya away from mad­dening crowd of showbiz world.

Pak, may ganern! With matching background music na pinasikat noon ni Shirley Bassey titled Never Never na may lyrics that goes… “I’d like to run away from you, but if you never found me I would die… I’d like to break the chains you put around me… but I know I never will… you stay away and all I do is wonder why the hell I wait for you… but when did com­mon sense prevail for lovers when we knew it never will…”

O, devah? Swak lang na ma­ging theme song nila, ‘di ba, ‘di baaa? Tsuk! Insert smiley,